Clerks II | 2006

Clip Name: Elias and the Transformers Part 2


  • Character
  • Elias

    Oh, no, they didn't.

    They were more than meets the eye.

  • Unknown

    They could beat the pants off Ranger Danger any day.

    Yeah. I'll lose sleep wondering whether you're right

    about that or not.


    I thought you weren't even allowed to watch a lot of TV

    in your house 'cause you're all Christian and shit.

    Well, as it turns out, cars and trucks

    that turn into...

    robots aren't really that blasphemous,

    because my pastor says

    that machines can turn into other machines,

  • Randal

    and it's not a sleight against God.

    Transformers were a total sleight against God,

    inasmuch as God sent His only begotten son

    to die on the cross to redeem mankind,

    and all we did to pay him back

    was make terrible fucking cartoons like the Transformers.

  • Unknown

    Nice shot.

    Well, 'cause at Bible camp, we made this flow chart which...

    I mean, I don't know,

    kind of, like, proved or whatever that...

    Well, okay...

    Bible camp?!

  • Elias

    Since God created...

    Since God created man,

    and man created the Transformers...

  • Unknown

    .. the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal.

  • Randal

    No, sir. They are not a gift from God.

  • Unknown

    They are an unholy curse

  • Randal

    from the beast we call the Desolate One.

  • Elias

    I don't really want to hear this, Randal.

  • Randal

    The first of the fallen,

  • Unknown

    the spoiler of virgins,

    the master of abortions!

  • Elias

    You know I don't like to talk about dark forces, Randal.

  • Randal

    Let me help you

    Out of your chair, Grandma!

  • Jay

    Grandma, what was it like

    To be on that holiday site?

  • Randal

    Late that night, I awoke from my sleep

  • Jay

    Hearing unknown voices

  • Randal

    Laughing insane...

  • Unknown


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