Fletch | 1985

Clip Name: I'm John Cocktoastoy


  • Character
  • Unknown


    WOMAN: That sauce?

    Have a bite, just a minute, I'm not finished yet,

    Sorry, Mr, Underhill,

    Does that look like I'm finished?

    I guess not,

    Now I'm finished,

    Whatever you say, Mr, Underhill,

    I imagine you're expecting a nice gratuity, right?

    Maybe next time,

    Gail Stanwyk?


    I haven't seen you since the wedding, You look great,

    I do? That's very sweet of you,

    You know, I have to confess something to you,

    I must've been pretty plowed at your wedding,

    I don't have any idea who you are,

    Not my wedding, your wedding,

    Oh, my wedding, Thank God,

    No, Doesn't really help me, Are you a friend of Alan's?

  • Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

    Why, yes, we used to fly together, I'm john,

  • Gail Stanwyk

    Oh, john,

  • Unknown

    Oh, together,

  • Gail Stanwyk

    No, john who?

    John Cocktoastoy,

    It's a beautiful name,

  • Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

    Well, it's Scotch-Rumanian,

  • Gail Stanwyk

    That's an odd combination,

  • Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

    Yeah, well, so were my parents,

  • Unknown

    Do you mind if I practice some more?

    I have to work on my ground stroke,

    You bet, Go ahead,

    Excuse me, señor, You are a member of the club?

  • Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

    No, I'm not, I'm with the Underhills,

  • Unknown

    They are left, señor,

  • Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

    That's all right, They'll be back,

    He went out for his urinalysis,

  • Unknown

    Would you like some drinks, señor, while you wait?

    I will put it on the Underhills' bill,

  • Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

    Yes, very good, I'll have a Bloody Mary, and a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich, please,

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