Knocked Up | 2007

Clip Name: Pink Eyes


  • Character
  • Ben Stone

    Since when do we lock this fucking thing? Come on!

  • Jason

    We can't go, dude. Sorry.

  • Ben Stone

    Holy crap! What happened?

  • Jonah

    We got pink eye.

  • Ben Stone

    What, you giving each other butterfly kisses or something?

  • Jason

    Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. That's not how you get pink eye.

    You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.

  • Jay

    Hey, Ben. How's it going? Yo.

    I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke.

    He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pink-eyed my pillow.

    I'm not proud of any of this, but I think we've all forgiven each other.

    But we can't go anywhere.

  • Pete

    You can get pink eye from farting in a pillow?

  • Jonah


  • Jason


  • Pete

    That's awesome!

  • Jonah

    Yeah, but you got to be bare-assed.

  • Ben Stone

    Jesus, Martin got it bad!

    What, did someone take a dump right in your eye?

  • Martin

    No. No pink eye for me.

    I'm just really high.

  • Ben Stone

    Well, stay back, guys. I got to get my suit, okay?

    Fuck you.

  • Jason

    Are you Debbie's husband?

  • Pete


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