The 40 Year Old Virgin | 2005

Clip Name: Weekend Experiences


  • Character
  • Cal

    My God. Sorry I'm late, man. No problem.

    Oh, man.

    I had a weekend. Yeah?

    We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know...

    and we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show.

    Everyone's, "You gotta check out one of these shows. "

    And, you know, it's a woman fucking a horse.

    We get there, and, you know, we think it's gonna be awesome...

    and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man.

    It's kind of gross. Yeah.

    You think, "A woman fucking a horse"...

    and you get there and it's...

    a woman fucking a horse. Yeah.

    It was really giving it to her.

    And you know what...

    to be honest, I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her.

    Yeah. Kind of felt bad for the horse.

  • Andy Stitzer

    Wow, that's something. So what did you get up to?

    You know, I just kind of hung out. I was...

    God, Friday, when I went home...

    I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich.

    And I was just obsessing about it and I was like:

    "Man, I'm gonna make one of those. "

    So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs...

    and I boiled them all and then I just...

    I spent, I don't know, probably three hours...

    like, three-and-a-half hours making...

    you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika...

    and, you know, all the accoutrement.

    And then, by the time I was done...

    I just really didn't feel like eating it.

  • Cal

    I can imagine. And I didn't have any bread.

  • Andy Stitzer

    So, you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.

  • Cal

    Sounds pretty awesome. Yeah, it was fine.

    Sounds really fun.

    Cool. Cool.

    Cool, cool.

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