The Dream Team | 1989

Clip Name: Clothes for the Son of God Part I


  • Character
  • Unknown

    If he broke down, he should've phoned.

    I'll call the Turnpike Authority, see if there have been any accidents.

    Jeff's a responsible guy. I'm sure everything's under control.

  • Henry Sikorsky

    I think we should review our goals.

  • Billy Caufield

    Review our goals. Wacko, we gotta find the doctor.

  • Henry Sikorsky

    Who put you in charge? I'm in charge here.

  • Jack McDermott

    Read the New Testament, Sparky. You'll find out who's in charge.

  • Billy Caufield

    Get out of the way! Albert, you step on my foot one more time,

  • Albert Ianuzzi

    I'm gonna kill you. Kill the ump!

  • Jack McDermott

    Why does a grown man have to smell like tuna fish?

  • Unknown

    All right, straight. Go left.

    Is that left? Straight.

    I said... All right. Straight.

    Okay. All right. Now easy. Easy. Up. Easy.

    Watch it. All yours, Bernie.

    How you doin'?

  • Billy Caufield

    We're lookin' for something casual for the Son of God.

  • Bernie

    How much does the Supreme Being wanna spend?

  • Jack McDermott

    How about a nice Harris tweed with a blue Oxford button-down...

    and maybe a nice Countess Mara tie, eh, sport?

  • Billy Caufield

    Look, why don't you guys go out and browse around for a while.

  • Unknown


    This is one of the nicest... No. This is the nicest army/navy store I've ever been in,

    and I've been in every branch of the service, so I know what I'm talkin' about.

    Yeah. Your friends look like they've seen a little action too.

    Okay, you've noticed they're a little different. I've noticed.

    You wanna know why?

  • Billy Caufield

    It's because we're a special combat unit with the Marine Corps,

    and we've been tracking some Libyan terrorists.

    In fact, I think we got 'em trailed to a bagel shop around the corner.

    Now, if we can just get some pants on the colonel...

  • Unknown

    Gimme a break.

  • Billy Caufield

    All right, we're four escaped lunatics.

  • Bernie

    This I believe.

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